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xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

(Source: nosdrinker, via pizza)

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

(via kanyecrew)

andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

(via ruinedchildhood)

swingsetindecember:

i wish more people said that being single is normal

and you’re not going to meet and marry someone

and that’s fine

and if marriage happens, it happens. and it’s not the next big ticket to check off in life’s checklist

because not everyone meets someone they want to marry. and that’s normal

you’re not broken or unfulfilled if you are single

(via thatgirlwithbigeyes)

dirtyhipsterharry:

when u like the boy but ur friend is prettier so he likes her

(via cramp)

buzzfeed:

The 31 Realest Tumblr Posts About Being A Women

*stands up*

*salutes*

*applauds forever*

biebermynigguh:

how do people fall for someone and that person loves them back and they get together and they’re both in love like how the fuck does that happen

(Source: turnerbae, via lamejokevevo)

stumpatd:

stumpatd:

i wish i knew what you were thinking 

i just realized this probably sounds really deep about some boy or something but its about my dog 

(via pizza)

"A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person."

-

Dave Barry (via estherlune)

Depends on who the waiter is (and what he’s done).

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(via seducemymindyouidiot)

(Source: , via benedick-cumberbum)

make me choose
↳ taystee or poussey (asked by mybodywakesup)

(via thatgirlwithbigeyes)

beltsquid:

somarysueme:

….. is anyone gonna say it?

I mean it this is important.

(Source: barthegrizzly, via cramp)