when u like the boy but ur friend is prettier so he likes her
how do people fall for someone and that person loves them back and they get together and they’re both in love like how the fuck does that happen
i wish i knew what you were thinking
i just realized this probably sounds really deep about some boy or something but its about my dog
Dave Barry (via estherlune)
Depends on who the waiter is (and what he’s done).
(Source: , via benedick-cumberbum)
….. is anyone gonna say it?
I mean it this is important.
I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza.
And so the world fell to it’s knees.
I love this post.
imagine bumping into 2007 you at the mall
when Americans compare the World Cup to the Super Bowl
I don’t think you people understand how massive the Super Bowl is in this country
I don’t think you people understand how massive the World Cup is in the whole world