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punchdrunklove:

breakingipods:

breakingipods:

everyone is making jokes about how britain should take back the colonies but I mean i really don’t think Britain wants us anymore America is like the crack addicted son that stole his moms boat and sailed off into the sunset whispering sweet nothings into the ear of a goat

OH MY GOD

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sigfodr:

A version for tumblr that can be read without opening a new tab, since plenty of people would scroll past this story otherwise.

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petewanks:

if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

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msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

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poeticus:

anxiousbagel:

emotionally manipulative things you should never say to people:

  • "i would kill myself without you"
  • "everyone leaves me, don’t leave me like they did"
  • basically anything that guilts the other person into staying in a relationship with you

this post is important

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"We get so worried about being happy, that we end up missing out on happiness altogether. Stop waiting for that magical moment of pure bliss, and start enjoying whatever little fragments of happiness that you can find; because being happy is not something we should strive for, there are far greater things than just being happy all the time."

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T.B. LaBerge // Things I’m still learning at 25 (via tblaberge)

Yessss this.

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Thankyou

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yourbones:

somegirlnamedkaitlyn:

My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?

Nailed it.

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backwoodsbarbie61:

*Jamie Lee Curtis voice* could you like, chill, for a sec?

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ryanjjohn:

Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”

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