everyone is making jokes about how britain should take back the colonies but I mean i really don’t think Britain wants us anymore America is like the crack addicted son that stole his moms boat and sailed off into the sunset whispering sweet nothings into the ear of a goat
OH MY GOD
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if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head
team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour
emotionally manipulative things you should never say to people:
- "i would kill myself without you"
- "everyone leaves me, don’t leave me like they did"
- basically anything that guilts the other person into staying in a relationship with you
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T.B. LaBerge // Things I’m still learning at 25 (via tblaberge)
My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
*Jamie Lee Curtis voice* could you like, chill, for a sec?